Remember Miss South Carolina’s uncomfortably incoherent answer to a question about education in the United States? You can refresh your memory at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
Well, recently Elsevier representative David Tempest stepped up to the plate to explain the necessity of confidentiality clauses in Elsevier’s contracts, and his attempt … um…. Miss South Carolina comes off as articulate by comparison: http://svpow.com/2013/12/20/elseviers-david-tempest-explains-subscription-contract-confidentiality-clauses/
Mr. Tempest, congratulations! You really earned this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
It’s a shame that it took replacing Billy Madison’s earnest naivete with your greedy duplicity, but hey, nobody’s perfect.